"And now you'll never fall in love again."
"On the contrary. I plan on falling in love many, many times."
"True love is just a joke?"
"Jokes are funny. True love is not only bogus, it's hazardous to your health."
"Get stabbed by one psycho..."
"I'm serious," I say. "Some chemichals in your brain trick you into thinking you've got feelings for someone. And that's when the troubles begin. Let your guard down, and it's like Lucy with the football."
"You're supposed to be cheering me up."
"I thought that I was. Did you not catch the Peanuts reference?"
NOT MEETING PEOPLE ISN'T THE ONLY THING
standing between me and a social life. There's also
the fact that I'm still living at home.